The next person who says, “If you don’t vote, you’ve got no right to complain,” gets an F- The semi-mythical D- is for an otherwise inoffensive, slack-jawed, glazed-eye, mouth breathing drooler whose bluebook chicken scratch scrawling is comically witless; that is, the student who did not do the reading or attend class, and has no clue about how to how to fake it. But the semi-mythical F- is for someone who inspires my wrath. And the next person who dares suggest that I or any other American has no right to critique the system and/or its participants because we did not participate in an election will feel my wrath. Today is Election Day, and of course there are many wonderful reasons to vote. If you have made up your mind about what you want, then you should absolutely vote. If you’re given to drawing the curtain and waiting for inspiration to strike, then you should get down there and vote. Even if you don’t give a damn about any of it but simply want to participate, as is your right, then go ahead and vote. If you’re just looking for a way to kill an hour, think it might make for good people watching, and give you a chance to play with the new touch screens, then fine! Get your vote on! Jeez, if you’re only voting to impress the person you just started dating, who for some reason seems to care about this stuff, and you’re merely gonna pull random levers while you play games on your phone, then go for it. I ain’t standing in your way. Vote! But just as there are many reasons, some more admirable than other, as to why someone would and should vote, there are also many reasons of varying merit as to why someone would not vote and maybe shouldn’t. But not a single one of them nullifies their constitutional right to speak their mind.